marissa

1. (marissa) (2795↑, 963↓)

Strangely true, but scientifically proven, marissas of the world are 92% hot, bangen and/or extremely fuckable. When seeing such a marissa, you will become sexually aroused and most likely get a full or partial erection.. Note: similar results as a medusa, except only part of you turns to stone. Look away if a marissa is near.

“Damn that brunette over there is abnormally gorgeous, can you tell I have an enormous woody” “Oh, that’s a marissa, and yes, you have pitched quite a tent there" "marissa??\!\!,, figures,, they're always hot\!\!.."

Author: heyfever http://marissa.urbanup.com/3054358

2. (Marissa) (1804↑, 399↓)

She is the hottest girl around and will always be there for you. She is amazing, gorgeous, funny, sweet, everything a guy could want in a girl. No other girl could ever compete with her, and she will always be someone's number one. She always makes your head turn as she passes you buy in the hall. She is like a magnet for your eyes. she is like a rainbow on a cloudy day, or a sun rise after a dark night. When she walks in a dark room she lights up the entire room just with her smile. when you see her you can not help but wish you had her in your arms. She has the most beautiful eyes you wish you could just sit and stare into them for hours on end. She has a beautiful body and anyone who doesn't have her is jealous of the guy that does. The guy that has her knows he is not good enough for her, for nobody is good enough for her she is an angel that fell from heaven and no normal guy, like anyone on this planet, can ever hope to have her. she is a goddess among humans. She is everything\!\!

That girl is so a Marissa\!

Author: Mr. Green723 http://marissa.urbanup.com/3805978

3. (Marissa) (1844↑, 520↓)

(Muh-rih-suh)N.- A little cute girl with big eyes and a big heart that everyone loves.

Aw that marissa is so cute.

Author: Henryhenhen http://marissa.urbanup.com/2584012

4. (Marissa) (1507↑, 539↓)

the girl who makes your head turn, your heart ache, and your tent pitched. she will drive you mad though.... and watch out. she is feisty.

I walked in the bar and there was Marissa. Doing her thing as usual like it was no big deal, lighting up the room.

Author: unusual suspect http://marissa.urbanup.com/3275818

5. (Marissa) (670↑, 108↓)

Marissa is a very pretty girl. In fact, she is hot. All marissas are. Marissas are easy to talk to and often times stay up to all hours of the night texting/instant messaging. Marissas are all very persistant and activley pursue anyone whom they like. Marissas can be best described by one word: Sexy. Marissas have a great body and a beautiful face. All Marissas are destined to someday be as hot, if not hotter than meagan fox. If a Marissa likes you take advantage of it as they are hard to come by and extremely hot.

"Whoa, that girl at her locker is so fucking hot." "Oh thats Marissa. Shes way out of your league. Shes just too hot."

Author: marissas hot http://marissa.urbanup.com/4100298

6. (Marissa) (619↑, 279↓)

Marissa, the fucking hot ass chick that lives next door with the fuckng tight pussy. Every fucking Marissa is fucking hot, they arent when there young, but hot damn, when there in the ages 14 - forever, holy fuuckk thats hot shit right there. If you ever see a Marissa, just go up to her and start makingout and rubbing your hands all over her, you wont be disapointed. They all have fucking amazing bodies, and there awsommmmeeee as doing sexual shit

" Holy shit man, Have you ever fucked that girl over there, Shes such a fucking marissa " " Dude, last night that Marissa chick came over and i was so fucking impressed with her skills "

Author: Cody Titsss http://marissa.urbanup.com/3577895

7. (Marissa) (383↑, 43↓)

A girl who is likely to not only be great throughout the year, but also provide you with the perfect summer fling. Marissas are the type of girl that are genuine enough to stay up all night with you, doing something insane like eating Cheez-its. Then a Marissa is even nice enough to nap it off with you during the day. A Marissa typically has a smile that only a poem can do justice to, and the cutest giggle when she knows she hits the spot with a clever comment. Her personality can comfort you, everything from a nice [hug] to a long distance call, Marissas are typically the spunkiest girls around.

Do you know where Marissa is? I need a hug from her.

Author: ...Transformers http://marissa.urbanup.com/4191564

8. (Marissa) (322↑, 51↓)

a really hot chick that has mad makeout skills, but doesn't put out for just anyone...isn't easy. if a marissa likes you, totally go make out with her. she'll rock your world. hot body, cute/hot face. even if she has braces or glasses, she's still damn fine.every guy wants her. super funny and likes guy jokes.

dude, that marissa chick is so cool, she totally laughed at my black guy joke...shocker\! man, i made out with marissa last night, you were right, she does not disappoint\! oh my god, marissa is just too hot, im gunna have a woody all day now\!

Author: hotchick34 http://marissa.urbanup.com/4107535

9. (Marissa) (377↑, 138↓)

My super awesome name\!

Marissa is the bomb\!

Author: .:Ello-Govna\!:. http://marissa.urbanup.com/3953447

10. (Marissa) (371↑, 168↓)

My name\! What now bitches?

Marissa is so fucking awesome ;]

Author: Rissuh_Bby http://marissa.urbanup.com/3873896

11. (Marissa) (183↑, 29↓)

Verb: To comfort, or otherwise make you feel better about yourself. Noun: Of or pertaining to Marissa. Marissa’s are usually sweet, caring, and soft-spoken. They have high morals and will always follow their hearts. Marissa's are known to be stunningly beautiful with eyes that just suck you in. Marissa's are also known to be the greatest friends in the world. To be friends with a Marissa is to be friends with near Godliness.

“Man I feel really down of late” “Go see Marissa, she’s so amazing, I'm sure she'll make you feel better.”

Author: Matcauthon http://marissa.urbanup.com/4823760

12. (Marissa) (174↑, 24↓)

A Marissa is a great best friend and is amazing and beautiful. you cant talk to her about anything and they always listen. they are great in bed and very sexy. they don't take shit from anyone. she is the most beautiful, intelligant, gorgeous, kind, amazing girl you will ever meet. i love you marissa and i always will. \<333 love zac.

Marissa is my best friend

Author: zac whitcomb http://marissa.urbanup.com/5372749

13. (marissa) (155↑, 23↓)

marissa is a very unique name, especially this spelling of it. the name marissa means 'of the sea'.. the sea is a very beautiful, mysterious place. which is the same for most girls named marissa. beautiful and very mysterious. marissa's usually have very low self esteem and do not see themselves as beautiful, but every single person, male or female, can see it very clearly. marissa's can be very moody and when they get the boy they want, can be very jealous too. crazy, possessive and kind of clingy. marissa's will do anything they can to make their boyfriend happy and are always there for absolutely anybody who needs it. marissa's are not the thinnest things around, but this makes them even more gorgeous then all the twigs. they have actual bodies and even though their boobs don't grow much in their beginning teens, their bodies are still amazingly beautiful. marissa's are always cute, funny, beautiful, amazingly gorgeous and have the prettiest eyes and the cutest noses. their faces don't seem to have a flaw, perfect skin and some marissa's don't tan as much as other people, but their pasty white skin makes them glow that much more and makes them even more beautiful. most marissa's are born with brown hair and blue eyes. marissa's are not that attractive in their younger years, but when the ages 15-25 hit, that is when they start to blossom into the beautiful woman they were destined to be.

wow, look at marissa.. she looks so much different then she did in elementary school. she's so fucking hot now\! man, marissa is so damn beautiful.. i don't get why she doesn't see it? my girlfriend, marissa, is so possessive of me. it doesn't feel needy or clingy, it just kinda makes me feel loved and cared for a lot. man, i talked to that guy over there, marissa's boyfriend and she nearly ate my face, megan fox style. i just had the greatest talk with marissa, she made me feel so much better. i'm so happy she's around for whenever i need to talk to someone.

Author: Kanana http://marissa.urbanup.com/5117833

14. (marissa) (88↑, 15↓)

The most amazing girl in the world. She is Beautiful. In one word that can describe her is Perfect. she is also very hot. hotter then a fire, even the cold wont cool her down.

brendan: oh my god.. your incredible\! "marissa"

Author: this cool kid http://marissa.urbanup.com/5192502

15. (Marissa) (65↑, 6↓)

An amazing girl overall. She's adorable and reminds you of a lil tike. She is lovable, touchable, and fuckable in every sense. You just wish you could just spend the rest of your life with her. She is sexy and has a cute giggle. She is extremely ticklish. She is very caring and gives great massages, in every aspect. Although she can be very defiant, selfish, and childish at times. Otherwise and excellent friend, girlfriend, and wife.

Guy 1: I got a new girlfriend. She's sexy and I can't wait to tap that... Guy 2: Her name wouldn't be Marissa by any chance? Guy 1: Yeah...how'd you know? Guy 2: Because I just got done taping a Marissa.

Author: HarrySack69 http://marissa.urbanup.com/5631024

16. (Marissa) (56↑, 13↓)

Marissa is too beautiful and is definitely the most gorgeous type of person you will ever encounter. Marissa is by far the absolutely best type of person you will and can ever meet. She is amazing at everything she does. Of course, she can be conceited at times, but that what makes people love her. She is funny, attractive, and can give anyone wood. She is confident and very bold, doesn't take [shyt] from anyone and serves people their asses on a platter. Now her looks surpass that of any other bystander, people tend to drool and get real horny when looking at Marissa. Any sort of guy would be dumbass to lose out on Marissa because she is the best kinda girl you ever gonna want.

aye, i see you got a girlfriend now. yeah sahn, i got me a Marissa\!

Author: Farissa http://marissa.urbanup.com/5651129

17. (Marissa) (28↑, 7↓)

She's a classy/dirty broad\! She will break you off when you're dancing and will rock your world\! Not many can handle this girl but it happens sometimes.

That girl on the dance floor is such a Marissa\!

Author: Nicholii http://marissa.urbanup.com/5822388

18. (Marissa) (5↑, 12↓)

Looks aren't the only thing when it comes to overall beauty. Although Marissa's are normally decent looking, they have the personality of a fish. She seems kind and caring to some, but her true colors tend to come out. Her true colors are evil and cruel. You might think she is a catch at first, but as soon as you get to know her, you'll throw her back in the water. There are a lot of Marissa in the sea and the reasoning is because no one wants them.

Guy 1: "Dude\! Marissa is so hott\!" Guy 2: "Yeah, she is however her personality isn't too hott."

Author: Helga Barnhouse http://marissa.urbanup.com/6347967

19. (Marissa) (3↑, 10↓)

A beautiful girl who often replaces someone she loves with another guy.

marissa totally replaced me /:

Author: gayboyswagdoe http://marissa.urbanup.com/6240943

20. (Marissa) (38↑, 50↓)

A girl that is emo, hot, likes to sing the guitar solos in songs, hates justin beiber, acts either high or stoned at all times, and may be very random.

you: Hey whats the weather like out side? Marissa: It looks OMG\!\! Look a squirrel

Author: EMObITCHES http://marissa.urbanup.com/5682883

21. (Marissa) (3↑, 38↓)

Strangely true, but scientifically proven, marissas of the world are 99% incorrect. See this is the correct one... saying that the others are incorrect... if that makes any sense at all. Oh yea and not all are incorrect...

Person 1: Oh look, this is thing here about 'marissa' is wrong Person 2: Yes, why yes it is. Person 1: Oh there you are perry.

Author: pleasant_valley http://marissa.urbanup.com/5840936

22. (marissa) (3↑, 40↓)

a dumbass bimbo. sometimes refered to as FUCKING SEXY. other times refered to as whore. just whore.

look at that grotesque MARISSA down the block. she's a dumbass BIMBO\!

Author: Shakalaka Puss Puss http://marissa.urbanup.com/6147357

23. (Marissa) (2↑, 39↓)

Marrissa is equal and or greater to a queer

that queer marissa is getting trolled on facebook

Author: demonixjjs http://marissa.urbanup.com/6133758

24. (Marissa) (9↑, 66↓)

A slutty ass bitch, that fucks anything and everything she comes in contact with. She looks like a french fry, and has that sort of down syndrom child look on her face. She makes everyone who is in her presence want to vomit and she deserves to get her ass kicked.

Look up the deinition of beastiality, there will be a picture of marissa fucking her dog next to it.

Author: Kas-sea http://marissa.urbanup.com/5838769

25. (Marissa) (108↑, 177↓)

the best friend anyone can have. also everybody's favorite mammal. marissa's are usually funny and can be found in the band room.

friend 1: hey, this is random what is your favorite mammal and where can it be found? friend 2: oh that one's easy, it's marissa and they are usually found in the band room.

Author: blackkeys_73 http://marissa.urbanup.com/4074363

26. (Marissa) (112↑, 220↓)

The act of tripping over a flat surface or walking directly into a solid object. Usually done by cheerleaders or blondes.

Person A: -walks into a telephone pole- Person B: You totally just pulled a Marissa.

Author: Goldfisher http://marissa.urbanup.com/4400642

27. (Marissa) (218↑, 364↓)

The name Marissa backwards is ass i ram. People named Marissa like ass sex and lots of it.

Bro, i Marissa hot guys all the time.

Author: Cup-cake http://marissa.urbanup.com/3577892

28. (marissa) (32↑, 188↓)

a snobby, two faced know it all, fancy pants who thinks she's better than everyone else. but she's really not.

Gosh, my english teacher was such a marissa to me today.

Author: scjlvbl223412 http://marissa.urbanup.com/5403080

29. (Marissa) (25↑, 210↓)

A rude, talentless whore who should start buying clothes in her own size...you aren't a size 2 honeyy\!

Marissa: I'm so amazing at EVERYTHING and i'm pretty and skinny and a good singer and actress\! (No actually she's self concious and horrible and fat)

Author: yourmom9922 http://marissa.urbanup.com/5369615

30. (marissa) (28↑, 405↓)

has a mom named marsha who loves kelly dearly

me and marsha made love by the ocean and marissa is jealous

Author: kelly(: http://marissa.urbanup.com/3317768

31. (marissa) (152↑, 551↓)

good mother, very friendly, loves [reggie] her owner is [kasey]

1. i wish marissa was my mom 2. Reggie, your so lucky to have marissa as a wife.

Author: Kaseyyyface http://marissa.urbanup.com/2777225

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Last updated: 2012.03.01